Jan Larsson
Obs att jag har inte lagt in något foto eftersom detta kanske
skulle skrämma bort några surfare.
Vem är jag? Jo, jag utvandrade från Harplinge (Halland)
för en massa år sedan och började jobba på
Götaverken Arendal, vidare till Ångtekniska Byrån
och Götaverken Arendal igen.
Jag jobbar nu sedan 9 år på
Rintekno AB, en konsultfirma
med processteknik som specialitet, och har sedan dess varit
stationerad i Stenungsund på Borealis Krackeranläggning.
Det enda jag har lärt mig under alla dess år är att
"Murphy`s Laws" gäller i alla lägen.
Eftersom jag är en ganska nyvaknad datoranvändare så
bifogar jag även några av de "Murphy`s Laws Of Computing"
som jag kommit i kontakt med.
Murphy's Laws
1. If anything can go wrong, it will.
2. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one
that will cause the most damage will be the first one to go wrong.
3. If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
4. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which
something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way,
unprepared for, will promptly develop.
5. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
6. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked something.
7. Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
8. Mother nature is a bitch.
O'toole's Commentary On Murphy's Laws
Murphy was an optimist.
Murpys Laws Of Computing
1. Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
2. When all else fails, read the instructions.
3. Every task takes twice as long as you think it will take. If you
double the time you think it will take, it will actually take four
times as long.
4. A bad sector disk error occurs only after you've done several
hours of work without performing a backup.
5. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.
6. The first myth of management is that it exists.
7. Any given program will expand to fill all available memory.
8. The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone
he can blame it on.
9. If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs,
then the first woodpecker that comes along would destroy civilization.
10. Whatever happens, behave like you meant it to happen.
11.The time it takes to fix the error in your program is inversely
proportional to the time it took to damage it in the first place.
12. For every action there is an equal and opposite malfunction.
13. He who laughs last probably made a backup.
14. No job is so simple that it can't get screwed up.
15. If an hour has been spent perfecting a sentence, a committee will decide to delete the paragraph.
16. In any department there will be always be one person who
understands computers. This person usually gets transferred to
another department.
17. If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, management always
insists on repairing the old one. If it is cheaper to repair the old
one, management will insist on replacing it with the latest model.
18. If it werent for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
Månadens Murphy
(dvs månadens datorstrul)
The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions!
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Last updated on 1997-08-28.