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When the body was first made all of the body parts wanted to to become the boss
The brain said:
I'm the boss because it's me who control all of the body parts and I think
that I'm the only one that "can" become the boss.
The eyes said:
We are the one who sees everything and make sure that no danger is in our
way. We want to become the boss.
The legs said:
We're the ones that carry the human were he wants to go and do what the
brain wants us to do. We want to become the boss.
It went on like this with the hands, heart and lungs. All with the same
demand... to become the boss. Finally the ass demanded that everybody should
chose him as their boss.
All of the body parts started to laugh and thought that the idea was completely
absurd - to have an ass as their boss.
The ass became very angry. He decided to close up, became sulky and refused to
work properly.
In consequence of this the brain got fever, the eyes squinted, the legs became slack
and weak.
Yes, even the heart and lungs had hard continuing to work properly.
And so it became, that all the body parts had to work hard and the ass just
plays boss producing only allot of shit.
Moral:
To become the boss you don't have to be a genius... just a regular and simple
ass hole.