Homer Simpson


"...I am the champion, uh oh!"	192k
"I have a feeling some bad stuff is going to happen"	27k
"Aaahh! Boogie men!"	13k
"Aye-aye, captain"	18k
"Doh!"	4k
"Donuts... is there anything..."	37k
"Heh-heh" (short laugh)	10k
"Help me!"	9k
"I'm making people happy!"	22k
"Kiss my hairy yellow butt"	17k
(Laugh)	32k
"Meow meow meow meow..."	52k
"My baloney has a first name..."	68k
"Oh, my God!"	14k
"My pudding's trapped forever!"	42k
"That's it, I'm outa here!"	9k
"Yes!"	25k
"You're dead, Burns!"	21k
Homer doesn't want to wash any dishes...	213K
Homer's plan for the king-sized bed...	326K
Homer and his love for smashing things....	69K
The 'Talkin Softball' song from the softball episode.	455K
Homer finally agrees to walk in the mud....	70K
Homer's famous Whohoo!!	13K
Marge, I'm going to Moe's... I'm coming back loaded!	93K
Homer's 5 stages of death.	244K
"Ehh, I'm really more of a slacker."	N/A
"Militants huh well if i were you i'd kick their asses."	N/A
Homer talking about Marge being taken prisinor	N/A
Homer's rent a car theory	N/A
"You can't drive, you're only 10...you're going hunting!	N/A
"Hellooo, china? Little help?	N/A
oh my god, i danced with a gay...	N/A
...and my homosexuals flaaaaming	N/A
..he didn't give you gay did he?	N/A
Homer going off on gays	N/A
"...oh yeah, how long since you've had a baby?"	N/A
"..you might need it when it starts raining naked ladies"	N/A
"...I've been tendorized"	N/A
...this guy's a fruit.. wait queer queer.."	N/A
"...just my bones, and organs"	N/A
...i think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down.	N/A
"...now thats psychiatry, huh, huh..."	N/A
"Jeez, I got off easy..."	N/A
".... oh I hate having 2 heads"	N/A
Homer's 32 dohs	N/A
"To start press any key, which ones the any key?"	N/A
"Call me daddy."	N/A
"Egghead likes his booky book."	N/A
woohoo!	N/A
"Woohoo, look at that blubber fly!"	N/A
".... lets just do this and get back to killing you with beer"	N/A
Doh!	N/A
Homer laughing and saying "call me daddy."	N/A
Ned Flanders Song, at the end homer says, "Not me"	N/A
"Remember what Vince Lombarde said, if you lose..."	N/A
"Dear homer I owe you one emergency donut..."	N/A
"If you don't like it, go to Russia"	N/A
Homer drooling	N/A
Son, when you participate in sporting events...	N/A
Homer singing "The Joker" by Steve Miller Band	N/A
"I am invinceable, invinceable... owwwww!"	N/A
Homer singing the song, "When I was seventeen..."	N/A
"Stupid TV, be more funny!"	N/A
"God bless those pagans"	N/A
"The erotic adventures of hercules... WOOHOO!!"	N/A
"Hi flanders."	N/A
"Boooring"	N/A
Homer laughing (he hee)	N/A
Homer laughing	N/A
Phone rings.... "Homer Simpson here."	N/A