”Format C:”

(My hat-love to the computer)

Now I should tell you about my relation to my computer.
“Artificial inelegance” that are just what my computer have.
If you have seen the movie “No.5 is alive” you understand what I mean.
Of course have we all deleted some files what we not should do.
But this a should tell started I Julie for a couple of years, one month before the free support ended.
One day when I started the computer have it strange colour, ok, ok.
In to the control panel and then the screen set-up!?!?!?! 16 colour our monochrome.
WHAT!? Ok calling the support and after one hour I’ve got the answer.
You have a rescue CD, put it in, every thing you create dispread if you not save it on diskette or CD.
Ok, put an empty CD in the writer, O no it doesn’t work eider. *@£%¤$?#~§*
Rescue CD, ho ho I thought, calling support again.
Then it’s only to go to Dos mod and write “Format C:” and pres enter.
Time to install all programmes again, but after a couple of hours it’s was in usable conditions again.
All peace and quiet for a month.
Internet connection, forget it “Modem not answering”  
Down on the flour and firth whit dust rats and cables, every thing looks all right,
Create a new connection then? “No modem identified”
Install the drivers again, dose that help? O no what do you thought?
“Format C:”
But first copy to CD, a madder of fact it works this time.
4-5 hours later, the eye in X it works again
…In tree days before it’s was time again, and watts up now you maybe ask?
After 1½ hour every thing is locket, or the windows been total white or transparent.
No problem, just to press “Ctrl, Alt, Del” and restart, that can I live whit.
But after a week or so started also Outlook to spook, it forget password.
After a couple of days I discovered that when I go from Explorer to Outlook it break the connection.
And in time it been irritated will I promise.
Don’t think I searching, or asked “experts” and reading the most about it and tested that.
Don’t think I have I perverse laying for “Format C:”

So now have I two alternatives.
1.       Thou out the computer and by a new.
2.       “Format C:”

So now maybe you understand way I equal my computer whit robot “No.5”