**********************90210 Drinking Game*********************************
 Ok, folks, here it is: the semi-official Beverly Hills, 90210 drinking game.
 IMHO, you'd have to be not sober to watch it anyway, but that's JMO, right? :-)

 One word of warning: if you play this game as described, you will possibly wind

 up with alcohol poisoning. If you play this game using something non-alcoholic,

 your bladder will probably explode by the first commercial break.

 Anyone:
     Gets laid:
                   1 drink for Dylan, Steve, Kelly, or Brandon.
                   2 for Brenda, and chug for Andrea or Donna.
                   If David ever gets laid, sell your worldly possessions and
                      prepare for the impending apocalypse.

        Tries to act intellectual: 1 drink
     Faces a moral dilemma: 1 drink
     Resolves said dilemma stupidly: 2 drinks
     Resolves said dilemma intelligently: chug
     Engages in witty banter with the senior Walshes: 2 drinks
     Engages in witty banter with Nat at the Peach Pit: 1
     Goes to the Peach Pit: 1 drink
     Attempts to engage Donna in thoughtful conversation: 3 drinks
     Does housework (cooking, cleaning, etc.) - 4 drinks
     Wears a bathing suit - 1 drink
                                2 if it's a bikini.
                                3 if it's Andrea or Donna.
                                4 for Bren.

         Has a flashback - 1 swig straight from the bottle
     Whenever someone successfully calls a plot twist - 1 drink
     If you wrongly call a plot twist, but it's better than the show's
               writers could come up with - 2 drinks

 Dylan:
     Gets laid - 1 drink
     Flirts with woman - 1 drink
     Walks funny - 1 drink
     Considers cheating on current SO - 1 drink
     Cheats on SO - 2 drinks
     Surfs - 2 drinks
     Acts stupidly macho - 2 drinks
     Makes literary reference - 3 drinks
     Reads or has someone read a sample of his writing - chug

 Brandon:
     Looks clueless - 1 drink
     Changes hairstyle to something resembling a hockey puck - 3 drinks
     Acts moralistic - 1 drink
     Looks glum - 1 drink
     Pats someone on the shoulder - 2 drinks
     Walks into the Peach Pit and says, "Hey, Nat!" - 1 drink
     Gets nosy - 2 drinks
     Smiles - 2 drinks
     Calls anyone by a contraction of their name ( e.g. "Bren", "Kel", etc.)
               - 2 drinks
     Calls Steve "Steve-O" or "Steve-a-rino" - 3 drinks

 Donna:
     Acts dumb - so what else is new?
     Does something really, *really* dumb - 2 drinks
     Frustrates David sexually - 1 drink
     Makes dumb facial expression - 2 drinks
     Chews gum - 2 drinks
     Looks bewildered - 2 drinks
     Wears bikini - 2 drinks
     Wears spandex - 3 drinks
     Has her body parts roamed over by the cameraman - chug
     Is told she looks beautiful - 2 drinks
     Gets drunk - 2 drinks

 Brenda:
     Acts bitchy - 1 drink
     Acts *really* bitchy - 2 drinks
     Acts *really, really* bitchy - 3 drinks
     Acts like a normal, pleasant human being - 4 drinks
     Worries - 1 drinks
     Cries - 2 drinks
     Thinks a guy is cute - 1 drink
     Gets hit on by a guy - 2 drinks
     Fakes an accent (not French) - 1 drink
     Fakes an accent (French) - 2 drinks
     Does LaVerne - 3 drinks
     Is sad - 1 drink
     Is happy - 2 drinks
     Smiles (no teeth) - 3 drinks
     Smiles (teeth) - 4 drinks

 Kelly:
     Reference is made to her slutty days - 1 drink
     Reference is made to her nose job - 1 drink
     Does something stupid - 1 drink
     Gets a make-out scene - 1 drink
     Says "Brenda, I can't believe you're *smoking*" or some such - 3 drinks
     Gets together with Dylan - 2 drinks
     Breaks up w/ Dylan - 1 drink

 Steve:
     Looks dumb - 1 drink
     Acts dumb - 1 drink
     Commits felony - 2 drinks
     Tries to act cool - 2 drinks
     Hits on a woman - 3 drinks
     Actually succeeds with a woman - 4 drinks
     Cheats on said woman - 2 drinks
     Says something lascivious about a woman (usu. to Brandon) - 2 drinks
     Does something abysmally stupid - 2 drinks

 David:
     Does anything dorky - 1 drink
     Wants to screw Donna - 2 drinks
     Is shown "on the air" - 2 drinks
     Dances - 3 drinks
     Gets pissed off - 1 drink
     Gets laid - Yeah. Right.
     Shows up - 2 drinks
     Dresses like a geek - 1 drink

 The Walshes:
     Smile, act supportive, or mention Minnesota - one drink
     Do all three in one scene - chug

 Nat:
     Is shown anywhere outside of the Peach Pit - 1 drink
     Acts happy to see Brenda - 2 drinks
     Acts happy to see Brandon - 1 drink
     Tells a story - 2 drinks

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