If It Ain't One Thing (It's You)

Alan Jackson, Jim McBride

I guess it's just not my day

The wind blew my morning paper away

Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass

From the stromdoor you broke when you left here so fast

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If it ain't one thing it's you

If you've heard that I'm going crazy, it's true

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

If it ain't one thing

it's you

I rented that movie you hate

But that old VCR just chewed up the tape

Then I went to the freezer thought I'd cook me a steak

All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake

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But I never knew that I needed you so

But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go

(Chorus)