| If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? |
| If buttered
toast always lands buttered side down,and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat? |
| If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? |
| If the 7-11
is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors? |
| Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? |
| Why are there parachutes under plane seats instead of floatation devices? |
| How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work? |
If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan? |
| If you're
driving at the speed of light and you turn on you
headlights, what happens? |
| You know
how most packages say "open here"? What should
you do if the package says "open somewhere else"? |
| Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? |
| Why is it
that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship it's called cargo? |
| Why is it
that when you're driving and looking for and address, you
turn the radio down? |
| You know
that little indestructible black box that's used on
airplanes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance? |
| Why don't sheep shrink in the rain? |
| Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together? |
| If fire
fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what
do freedom fighters fight? |
| Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? |
That´s all folks!!!
1998-07-06