FROG JOKES

[Why did the frog cross the road]

Top ten signs you might be a frog.

  • You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup
  • You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly
  • French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you
  • Bug lamps appear to you as a curse
  • On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address
  • Kermit is your idol
  • You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit
  • Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times
  • You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium
  • France is the evil empire to you





    The Frog and the Princess

    Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
    The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

    That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't think so."





    Billy: You know what the trouble with frogs is?

    Diane: No what?

    Billy: It's okay for a frog to hop around, but it would look pretty silly for you to hop around a frog!





    TOP TEN REASONS WHY IT'S GREAT TO BE A FROG

    10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you'll turn into a prince.
    9. Flies in your soup are a bonus.
    8. You're above toads on the food chain.
    7. Green goes with absolutely everything!
    6. Pond Scum is a term of endearment.
    5. Most restaurants have a "no croaking" section.
    4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Geraldo.
    3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue.
    2. You can donate your body to science for big bucks!
    1. It sure beats being a newt.



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