Viewing this page requires you to wake up from your
stoneage existance and smell Netscape 3.0 (or even better 4.5)
So do, or do not, there is no try. You have the power to change your
weasly life to something fantastic.
I'd like to finish with a quote that describes this situation rather
well.
"You are a slimy, rathearted, green, discharge of a man aren't you ?"
-- A. J. Rimmer (Red Dwarf)