I bet you're really drooling for some sallad now. How about... archer sallad?.

The opponent's archers doesn't notice my wight sneaking up beside them.
Asta La Vista, Yellowskinnynopantsfreaks!
Splat!!! Bodyparts fly everywhere, mix the sallad before serving ;-).
Put the sallad in the sauce for extra taste.
Make sure you put spread out the sallad even, and not all the goodies in one lump.
Looks apetizing, doesn't it. Now where's that salt?
Dinner is served, go get it...

If you're out of ketchup ask your neighbour for some...