| ------- TREE TURNS GREEN ------- |
| FIRST GEAR: |
| ARRRRGHHHHHHH........WAAAAIIIIIIT........ |
| HOLY MOTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| SECOND GEAR: |
| EEEEEEEIIIIIIIII....FOR |
| CRIPESSSAKENNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! |
| THIRD GEAR: |
| SSSSHHHEEEEZZZZZ.........WHATTTTT |
| THE........(UNINTELLIGIBLE SOBBING) |
| FOURTH GEAR: |
| HEYYYY....SSSTTTOOOPPPP... |
| NOWWWWWWW, DAMMMMITTTTT!!!!!! |
| FIFTH GEAR: |
| AAAAYYYYYYYY..... |
| (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) |
| FINISH LINE, CHUTE FAILURE, TIME |
| SLIP:7.91/174.64 |
| (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER SUBSIDES, |
| FOLLOWED BY FACIAL TWITCHES, |
| LOW GUTTERAL GRUNTS AND RAN- |
| DOM BARNYARD NOISES) |
.............sandtrap.............