Albrecht hastened to answer the insistent pounding on his
door. He opened the door and looked out. The stranger was
tall and handsome, dressed in a strange grey suit that covered
his entire body. On his back was a wooden box with hoses and
cables and levers sticking out of it, and a large, thick
hosepipe terminating in a flared metal tube polished to a
bright shine.
Albrecht opened his mouth to say something but the
stranger beat him to it.
"Good afternoon sir. My name is Felix Welcher, exorcist
extroadinaire. I hear you have a little, shall we say
uninvited guest?" Welcher stuck out a gloved hand. Albrecht
took it, too stunned to think of anything else to do.
"Well? Speak up, man!" insisted Welcher. Albrecht
nodded and led the way, open-mouthed, around the back of the
house.
The old shed was shabby and run-down. Several boards
were missing from the walls, and the door was sagging on one
hinge. Welcher looked the place up and down, and strode
determinedly forwards.
"Looks like a routine job," he muttered to himself,
unslinging the box and placing it gently on the ground. He
reached the doorway and peered in. The inside of the shed was
no better than the outside. It was covered in a thick layer
of dust which obscured the faint outlines that could be made
out in the intermittent sunlight streaming in through the
holes in the walls. The air inside had a murky feel. Welcher
stuck out his tongue, then chewed thoughtfully.
"Yep," he said, "it's in there all right. I can taste
it." Just then his world exploded in blue light, and an
unseen force knocked him backwards. When his vision cleared,
he looked up to see a blue spectre floating a few yards above
the shed roof. It was transparent, and looked disturbingly
human. The spectre peered at Welcher and moaned in a low
voice.
"The box!" it screamed. "The box!" Albrecht could
almost swear that there was unreasoning terror in its voice,
and guessed that whatever the box was, it must be good at
killing ghosts.
"Nooooooo!" the spirit screamed again, and disappeared in
a flash of blue light.
"One of those ones, eh?" muttered Welcher, smiling to
himself in some unfathomable state of amusement. He stood up
and retrieved his box.
"What exactly does this box do?" asked Albrecht. Welcher
looked down upon the farmer as a scholar would do to a
simpleton, with a "Don't you know? Everybody knows what this
is" expression plastered across his face.
"It destroys the ghost," he replied simply.
"How?"
Welcher sighed. "Magic," he said. "I used to be a
cleric, you know. It sends out a pulse of negatively charged
psychic particles, thus disrupting the flow of the spirit's
energy." Albrecht nodded sagely, not understanding anything
after the part about being Welcher being a cleric.
Welcher hoisted his box, pushed a few levers, turned a
few knobs, rattled a few pipes. A strange hum began to emerge
from the box's inner workings, and a weird glow began to play
about Welcher's gloves where they touched the timbers. Static
force made Albrecht's hair stand up straight.
"Stand back," Welcher said. "This could be dangerous."
Albrecht obligingly retreated to the corner of the house.
"OK, ghost. Here I come." And with that, Welcher
hoisted the metal tube in his hands and kicked the door off
its hinge. The blue glow saturated the inside of the shed
now, and Welcher slowly advanced inside.
"Nooooooo!" came the wailing, from Welcher's left. He
spun and dropped to his knee, depressing a lever set into the
side of the tube. The humming from the box grew to an
incessant scream, and a stream of hazy blue light vomited
forth from the tube, striking the ghost and enveloping it.
The spectre moaned in tormented agony as it fragmented and
dissipated.
Then the box exploded.
From his vantage point, Albrecht watched the rotted
timbers fly out from the shed as tongues of blue fire poked
out through the walls and licked at the wood and surrounding
grass. A particularly large chunk of wood flew past his head
and smashed into the wall of his house, and he turned and
fled.
Welcher moaned and clutched his aching head. Slowly he
checked himself to make sure nothing was damaged. Apart from
the headache, nothing seemed amiss. He slowly sat up and
waited until the pounding in his head had receded to a dull
throb. There could be no doubt about it, that was one
obliterated ghost. Then he heard a noise outside the shed.
"Yep, it's in there all right," came a strangely familiar
voice. "I can taste it." Slowly his vision focused on a face
poking through the doorway. Recognition suddenly dawned on
him, and with it understanding. He screamed in panic, and
blue fire exploded from his mouth. He rose up, through the
roof, and into the air above the shed.
"The box!" he screamed. "The box! Nooooooo!"
Written by: Brad Hann
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