Things you'll never hear a woman say
- Ohh,
this diamond is way too big!
- And
for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!
- Can
our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".
- Aww,
don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
- I
don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.
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