Things you'll never hear a woman say



  1. Ohh, this diamond is way too big!

  2. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska!

  3. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends".

  4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.

  5. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress.