Who the F---- is he?
I'm from Salford, which lies just outside Manchester, England. (Just a stones throw away (literally) from Old Trafford. I have three of the world's most loveable sisters, Sharon, Lorraine and Gill, all older than myself. My mam Enid is leader of the notorious gang "Ordsall oldies", who wander the streets terrorising young hooligans from the area. She's a black belt in Origami and studies the ancient art of Bingo every Friday night together with the Cray sisters Francis and Violet.
I live in Sweden together with my girlfriend Sara (strange, I thought they were all called Olga!)and at the moment we're in the process of moving house to a place an hours drive north of Stockholm called Uppsala. I've been here now for 10 years and I work as a Chiropractor. You know, breaking people's necks, twisting them into strange shapes and trying to make the loudest cracking noise I can. I`ll be opening my new clinic sometime in 1999 in Uppsala, so if you have the misfortune of living there now, you have a little time to escape before I open shop.
I`ll be updating this as often as I can. Mail me if you have any smart arsed comments. Till then, take it easy and give your local Chiropractor a big sloppy kiss. You'll make his day, or it'll be the last thing you ever do.
BYE!
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