var Max = 20;
var no = Math.floor(Math.random()*Max);
if (no == 0) document.write('Nothing is impossible, the impossible just takes a little longer.
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if (no == 1) document.write('A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
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if (no == 2) document.write('To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are.
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if (no == 3) document.write('God gives us our relatives- thank God we can choose our friends.
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if (no == 4) document.write('No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
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if (no == 5) document.write('Happiness is not the absence of conflict, but merely just the ability to deal with it.
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if (no == 6) document.write('You have to face the music before you can lead the band.
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if (no == 7) document.write('It is easy to tell who your real friends are. They are the ones who stab you in the front
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if (no == 8) document.write('A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner.
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if (no == 9) document.write('When arguing with a stupid person, make sure he isnt doing the same thing.
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if (no == 10) document.write('Trouble is not a sign of inadequacy, stupidity or inferiority, but rather an inescapable part of life - proof that you are a card carrying member of the human race.
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if (no == 11) document.write('The best place to criticize your neighbor, is in front of the mirror.
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if (no == 12) document.write('Be careful: The toes you step on today may be connected to the butt you have to kiss tomorrow.
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if (no == 13) document.write('I tend to think success is overrated, that its something everybody goes after until they get it, then nobody know what to do with it.
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if (no == 14) document.write('When in doubt, state the obvious- that will always get them.
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if (no == 15) document.write('A sense of humor reduces people and problems to their proper proportions.
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if (no == 16) document.write(' Experience. . . Is the worst teacher, because it gives the test first and then the instructions afterwards.
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if (no == 17) document.write('Never Explain! - Your friends dont need it and your enemies wont believe you anyway!
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if (no == 18) document.write('If idiots could fly, this place would be an airport!
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if (no == 19) document.write('If bankers can count, how come they have 8 windows and 4 tellers?
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