How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?


Do infants have as much fun in their infancy as adults do in adultery?


If "con" is the opposite of "pro," then what is the opposite of progress?


Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?


How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?


Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?


Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?


Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?


Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?


Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?


Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?


What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?


If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?


Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?


Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?


Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?


I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.


If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?


Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?


Sooner or later, doesn't EVERYONE stop smoking?


Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?


Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?


War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.


 

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