THE STUPIDO ITALIANO Nao I'm goin to tell yo about my trip to the stupid country U.S.A.

When I comma to my hotella I go to my room!

And I see, NO SHITS!

So I tella the personale:

-I wanna shit!

-So, go to the toilet, she said!

-BUT I WANNA SHIT IN MY BED!!!

-OH, YOU STUPID ITALIANO,

you wanna shit in your bed huh?!, she said AND HIT ME!!

The nexta day I go for a breakfast.

And I order bacon with peas.

But I didn't get no peas, so I tella the personale:

-I wanna pea!

-So, go to the toilet she said.

-I said, No, I wanna pea on my plate!!

-So, you wanna pea on the plate huh?!, she said and hit me!!!

I didn't understand nothing??!

The nexta day by dinnar, I go to restauranta.

I order my food, but I see no fock?!

So I tella the personale:

-I wanna fock!

-So, go buy yourself a hooker.

-No, I said, I wanna fock on the table!!

-So you wanna fuck me on the table huh, she said and kicked me righta between my legs!

SO I TELLA YOU NEVER YOU GO TO U.S.A!!!