Det är begagnade prylar. Ingen garanti. I befintligt skick. Bara hämta och betala.

These two hunters enter the bar every day, the first one always carries the skin of a bear, the other one always empty handed. So the second one goes up to the first hunter and asks him how he gets to shoot a bear every day. 'Well, that's easy', he replies, 'I just go over to one of those holes in the mountain, stand in front of it and shout; 'Yo, fat, ugly bear, get your stinking ass out off this hole!' as loud as I can, then the bear gets out and I shoot it. Easy as that.'

'O.K.' the other one says, 'I'll remember that'. So the next day the first hunter comes into the bar with his skin and orders a beer. About ten minutes later the second one crawls in, covered in blood, missing a leg, and is generally a mess. So the other hunter yells' 'What the happened to you man?!'

'Aargh', says the other one, 'I did what you told me to do, I went to a hole, started shouting and swearing at that bear and guess what happened?'

'What?'

'A train came out!'