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Famous remarks by Funny Vera in front of a naked man

Why is God punishing me?

At least this won't take long.

I never saw one like that before.

But it still works, right?

It looks so unused.

Maybe it looks better in natural light.

Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?

Are you cold?

If you get me real drunk first.

Is that an optical illusion?

What is that?

It's a good thing you have so many other talents.

Does it come with an air pump?

So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.

I guess this makes me the early bird.