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Sally goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was
sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone
together and assigned different duties to each scout.
Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the cook this trip,
Johnnie was responsible for their maps and making up a time schedule, Tim was
to decide on their events, and to fit them into Johnnie's schedule and Sally
would test all their equipment before setting out.
They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was excited. They arrived
right on schedule and were getting ready for their first event - hiking up the
mountain. But first, they wanted to get something to eat. So Sally asked Mike
if he would prepare the meal and, of course, Mike said he would.
About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, "I can't make the supper.
I can't light a fire with the matches you brought."
Sally replied, "I don't understand! Those matches should be perfectly fine. I
tested them all just before we left."
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