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'Who ate the porridge?' Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he roars, as big bears often do. Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For Pete's sake, how many times do we have to go through this?!' 'It was Momma Bear who got up first. It was Momma Bear who woke up everybody else in the house. It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away. It was Momma Bear who went out into the cold early morning air to fetch the newspaper and the wood for the fire. It was Momma Bear who set the table. It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water & food dish. And now that you've decided to come downstairs and grace me with your presence.... listen good because I'm only going to say this one more time....' and she yells, 'I haven't made the damn porridge yet!!' |