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A man and his secretary are having an affair, so one afternoon they get a motel room and have strenuous sex. He's not used to the pace, so he falls asleep afterwards and doesn't wake up until about 8:30 that night, at which time he realizes it's late and that he has to get home.

He says to his secretary, 'Quick! While I get dressed, you take my shoes outside and drag them around through the grass and mud.' Puzzled, the secretary complies.

When the man gets home about 9:30 his wife confronts him and asks him where he's been.

The man says, 'I cannot lie to you. I spent the better part of the day doing my secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up late, and came right home.

' The woman looks down at his shoes and says, 'You liar, you've been out playing golf again!' [Juneau]   [Cool 3D Studio]   [funny joke]   [Site Publisher]   [Catering]   [Auto tune-up]   [Mail Box Filter]   [Borrowing]   [Desktop dollars]