Svengelska

"Svengelska"-översättningar, and other funny languages...

Parningstjut - * - Parachute Dala häst - Dalai Lama - Decline horse Hisspojke - Seinknabe - Hissboy Filthatt - Melitta hut - Filth hat Linbana - Reeperbahn - Raped banana Konståkare - Konstfahrer - Artdriver Icke kreditvänlig - Nicht kreditisch - Incredible 2 systrar - Zwei sachsen - A pair of scissors Tunnelbana - Selbstmort - Thin electrified banana Fox bone ventilation = Revbens spjäll "floralwhite"
Berättad av Annelie S. 98-12-09.

Isbjörn - Eisenbär - Iced Beer

Älgjakt - * - Mooseyacht

Haj på att stuffa - * - High on this stuff

Muttra inte - Muttern verboten - Dont nut!

Brädgård - Brotgarte - Stock exchange

Herrfrisör - Herr Frische - A combing man

Gökotta - Bumsenmorgen - Kuckos eight

Kullager - Kugelzimmer - Ballroom

2 trasor - Zwei matrosen - A pair of trousers

2 par skor - Vorlaufer - Four laughter

* Dessa ord förekommer ej på tyska.

Riverhorse = flodhäst, Onbird = påfågel Insänt av Svante L. 98-12-06.

Oregelbundna verb

Hitta - Hatt - Keps, Slinta - Slant - 25-öring, Flina - Flen - Katrineholm. Insänt av: Göran Almerén, 98-11-26.

Knulla - Knall - Explosion, Fitta - Fat - Djup Tallrik. Insänt av: M.R., 99-01-24 & 99-06-23.

Känd svensk snapsvisa på engelska

The whole goes, sing jump father Allan lay, and the one who does no get the whole, he neither will get the half, sing jump father Allan lay.

Klotter på toaletter

"You can shake it, you can squeeze it, you can bang it on the wall, but it must go back into your pants for that last damn drop to fall". "Some come here to read and write others come to ponder, but I come here to piss and shit and fart like fucking thunder" "Here I stand and hesitate, should I piss or masturbate" "This is the throne we call our own, we like to keep it neat. So damn your soul, piss down the hole and not upon the seat." "Here I sit all broken hearted, came to shit but only farted. Wasted a dime, oh, what the hell, at least I can sit and enjoy the smell!"