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MOVIE HELL
| 1. | Rosebud is a sled. Citizen Kane | |
| 2. | Soylent Green is people. Soylent Green | |
| 3. | The Planet of the Apes is really Earth. Planet of the Apes | |
| 4. | Kevin Spacey is Keyser Soze. The Usual Suspects | |
| 5. | Jaye Davidson is a man. The Crying Game | |
| 6. | Forest Whitaker dies. The Crying Game | |
| 7. | Kathryn Mulwray is Evelyn Mulwray’s daughter and her sister. Chinatown | |
| 8. | Noah Cross (John Huston) is Evelyn Mulwray’s (Faye Dunaway) father and her lover. Chinatown | |
| 9. | Evelyn Mulwray (Faye Dunaway) gets her eyeball blown out at the end. Chinatown | |
| 10. | Barbara Jean gets assassinated. Nashville | |
| 11. | Kevin Costner is really the spy, after all. No Way Out | |
| 12. | Will Patton is a gay wacko Red Herring with a crush on his boss, Gene Hackman. No Way Out | |
| 13. | Harrison Ford’s wife, Bonnie Bedelia, killed the babe. Presumed Innocent | |
| 14. | Darth Vader is Luke’s father. Empire Strikes Back | |
| 15. | Princess Leia is Luke’s Sister. Return of the Jedi | |
| 16. | It was all Edward G. Robinson’s dream. The Woman in the Window | |
| 17. | Laura (Gene Tierney) is not really dead and it was Waldo Lydecker (Clifton Webb) who tried to kill her. Laura | |
| 18. | Leland Palmer (Ray Wise) killed Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) while he was possessed by Killer Bob. Twin Peaks | |
| 19. | Norman Bates’ mom has been dead for some time; he dresses up like her and kills folks, including Janet Leigh and Martin Balsam. Psycho | |
| 20. | You never find out if Pat is a man or a woman. It’s Pat | |
| 21. | Michael Corleone’s daughter (Sofia Coppola) gets shot and killed at the opera. The Godfather, Part III |
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| 22. | Michael (Al Pacino) has his own brother, Fredo (John Cazale), killed. The Godfather, Part II | |
| 23. | George and Martha have an imaginary kid that George kills off. Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? | |
| 24. | The whole Wild Bunch gets slaughtered at the end. The Wild Bunch | |
| 25. | Emma Thompson was really Margaret Strauss and Kenneth Branagh was really Roman Strauss. Dead Again | |
| 26. | George Amberson Minafer (Tim Holt) gets his comeuppance. The Magnificent Ambersons | |
| 27. | "Louis Cyphre" (Robert DeNiro) is really the Devil. Lucifer - get it? Angel Heart | |
| 28. | The mysterious guy is really Tom Berenger before he was in the car accident and had plastic surgery. Shattered | |
| 29. | The Phone Company is behind it all. The President’s Analyst | |
| 30. | Freddy Krueger, Jason, and Michael Myers are NOT REALLY DEAD at the end of every one of their many movies. | |
| 31. | Everybody (and I mean EVERYBODY) is in on the Kennedy assasination coverup. JFK | |
| 32. | Mildred Pierce is only covering for that bitch out of hell she calls a daughter. Mildred Pierce | |
| 33. | That whole Oz affair was the result of a nasty blow to the head and never really happened. The Wizard of Oz | |
| 34. | Carrie's arm comes out of the ground at the end and grabs Amy Irving by the wrist, but scary as it is, it's just a dream. Carrie | |
| 35. | Bambi’s mom dies. Bambi | |
| 36. | Simba’s dad dies. The Lion King | |
| 37. | Julia Roberts dies at the end. Steel Magnolias | |
| 38. | Debra Winger dies at the end. Terms of Endearment | |
| 39. | Ali McGraw dies at the end. Love Story | |
| 40. | James Caan dies at the end. Brian's Song, Eraser | |
| 41. | Robert Redford dies at the end. Up Close and Personal | |
| 42. | Marlon Brando dies at the end. The Godfather | |
| 43. | John Wayne dies at the end. The Cowboys | |
| 44. | Butch and Sundance get blown to bits in Bolivia. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid | |
| 45. | Bonnie and Clyde get shot full of holes in a field. Bonnie and Clyde | |
| 46. | JFK is blown to bits over and over again. JFK | |
| 47. | The rotten little brat gets blown to bits by lightning! The Bad Seed | |
| 48. | Linda Fiorentino is the erotic killer named Jade. Jade | |
| 49. | Glen is Glenda. Glen Or Glenda? | |
| 50. | Major Kong (Slim Pickens) rides the hydrogen bomb that triggers the end of the world. Dr. Strangelove, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb | |
| 51. | The President (Henry Fonda) orders the Air Force to drop a hydrogen bomb on New York City. Fail Safe | |
| 52. | The Q-Bomb doesn't work--or does it? The Mouse That Roared | |
| 53. | Jack Lemmon dies at the end. The China Syndrome | |
| 54. | Henry Fonda dies at the end. Mr. Roberts | |
| 55. | Charlton Heston dies at the end. The Omega Man, Earthquake | |
| 56. | William Shatner dies at the end. Star Trek: Generations | |
| 57. | Cary Grant doesn't die at the end. Father Goose | |
| 58. | Kris actually is Santa Claus. Miracle On 34th Street | |
| 59. | Rambo wins, in spite of overwhelming odds. Rambo, Rambo II, Rambo III.... | |
| 60. | The plane lands safely. Airport, Airplane! | |
| 61. | Cole (Bruce Willis) is actually the young boy who watches his future self die. Twelve Monkeys | |
| 62. | Gwyneth Paltrow's head gets delivered to Brad Pitt in a box. Seven | |
| 63. | When everybody dies except Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) and the shuttle leaves the mother ship, all of the Aliens are NOT dead. Alien | |
| 64. | When the shuttle leaves the planet's surface, all of the Aliens are NOT dead. Aliens | |
| 65. | When Ripley plummets into the flames at the end of Alien3, enough of her is still left over for her to be cloned and come back for Alien4. | |
| 66. | The U.S. decides NOT to nuke Russia. Crimson Tide | |
| 67. | James Bond (George Lazenby) marries a countess (Diana Rigg) at theend, but she's promptly killed. On Her Majesty's Secret Service | |
| 68. | The Maltese falcon is a fake. The Maltese Falcon | |
| 69. | Kathleen Turner stages her death in order to frame William Hurt for her murder and heads off to paradise with all the money while he rots in jail. Body Heat | |
| 70. | Charlie Wade (Kris Kristofferson) was killed by Deputy Hollis Pogue and not by Sheriff Buddy Deeds (Matthew McConaughey). Lone Star | |
| 71. | Sam Deeds (Chris Cooper) and Pilar (Elizabeth Pena) are not only boyfriend and girlfriend, they're brother and sister, too. Lone Star | |
| 72. | Thelma and Louise drive off a cliff in their T-Bird at the end. Thelma and Louise | |
| 73. | The entire movie is an enormous hallucination in the mind of a Vietnam soldier at the moment of death. Jacob's Ladder | |
| 74. | Vincent Vega (John Travolta) is shot to death by Butch the boxer (Bruce Willis) in the middle of the movie. Pulp Fiction | |
| 75. | Scarlett (Vivien Leigh) finally realizes that she loves Rhett (Clark Gable), but by that time he no longer gives a damn and leaves her for good. Gone With the Wind | |
| 76. | Suffering from a dual personality complex, murder suspect Aaron Stampler (Edward Norton) killed the archbishop and convinced his defense attorney (Richard Gere) that "someone else" committed the crime. Primal Fear | |
| 77. | Sean Penn, Jennifer Lopez, Nick Nolte and Powers Boothe dies at the end. u-turn | |
| 78. | Bruce Willis gets shot and killed in the beginning, and stays dead. Sixth Sense | |
| 79. | 1. Titanic sinks!!! 2. Jack Dawson (Leo DiCaprio) was frozen to death... 3. Brock Lovett (Bill Paxton) was a treasure hunter looking the priceless diamond, "Heart of the Ocean" that was believed to have gone down with the Titanic but Rose Dawson Calvert (Gloria Stuart) have had the diamond for all years... Titanic, (1997) |
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| 80. | William Wallace (Mel Gibson) is executed in the end. Braveheart, (1995) | |
| 81. | Vincent Hanna (Al Pacino) shoots Neil McCauley (Robert DeNero) in the end. Heat, (1995) | |
| 82. | Captain John H. Miller (Tom Hanks) dosent make it, he gets killed. Saving Private Ryan, (1998) | |
| 83. | John Patrick Mason (Sean Connery) escapes at the end after compleating the mission. The Rock, (1996) | |
| 84. | Ben Sanderson (Nicolas Cage) is a successful drinker, R.I.P. Leaving Las Vegas, (1995) | |
| 85. | Harry S. Stamper's (Bruce Willis) presses the detonatorbutton and blows up the asteroid, himself and saves the world. Armageddon, (1998) | |
| 86. | Maggie Carpenter (Julia Roberts) runs from Ike Graham (Richard Gere) when they are at the alter but they get married again in the end... Runaway Bride, (1999) | |
| 87. | Jack (Edward Norton) and Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) happen to share the same body. Fight Club, (1999) | |
| 88. | Jimmy Detillo (Robert Pastorelli) is the serial-killer. Striking Distance, (1993) | |
| 89. | Caine Lawson (Tyrin Turner) gets killed in a drive-by-shooting at the end of the movie. Menace II Society, (1993) | |
| 90. | Time when getting killed
01h 02min Omar Suarez (F. Murray Abraham) 01h 34min Frank Lopez (Robert Loggia) 02h 20min Manolo 'Manny' Ray (Steven Bauer) 02h 29min Gina Montana (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio) 02h 35min Tony Montana (Al Pacino) Scarface, (1983) |
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| 91. | Jack Forrester (Jeff Bridges) is guilty as charged. Jagged Edge, (1985) | |
| 92. | It is a game, after all! Sean Penn fools Nicholas Van Orton (Michael Douglas). The Game, (1997) |
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| 93. | Maximus (Russell Crowe) dies at the end. Gladiator, (2000) | |
| 94. | Carl Hanratty (Tom Hanks) catches Frank W. Abagnale Jr (Leonardo DiCaprio), at last.
(The real Frank Abagnale Jr. plays the French Policeman who in the end puts Leonardo DiCaprio into the car.) Catch Me If You Can (2002) |
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| 95. | The Terminator, T-800 Model 101 (Arnold Schwartzenegger) "dies" at the end in Terminator (1984), Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) and Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
T1000, (Robert Patrick) is terminated at the end in Terminator 2: Judgment Day, (1991) T-X (Kristanna Loken) is terminated by The Terminator, T-800 Model 101 (Arnold Schwartzenegger) and both "dies" at the end in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) SkyNet is the virus, and The machines wins after all, at the end in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) |
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| 96. | Trinity (Carrie-Anne Moss) dies. Zion is saved. Neo (Keanu Reeves) and agent Smith (Hugo Weaving) dies at the end. Matrix Revolutions (2003) | |
| 97. | O-Ren Ishii (Lucy Liu) and Gogo Yubari (Chiaki Kuriyama) dies.
The Bride (Uma Thurman) and her doughter survives! Bill (David Carradine) survive volume 1. Kill Bill, vol.1 (2003) |
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| 98. | Budd/Sidewinder (Michael Madsen) and Elle Driver/California Mountain Snake (Daryl Hannah) is killed by The Bride (Uma Thurman).
And guess what? Bill/Snake Charmer (David Carradine) is killed by The Bride/Beatrix Kiddo (Uma Thurman) in the end. Kill Bill, vol.2 (2004) |
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| 99. | Hector (Eric Bana) is killed by Achilles (Brad Pitt).
Priam (Peter O'Toole) and Agamemnon (Brian Cox) dies. Troy falls. Paris (Orlando Bloom) kills Achilles (Brad Pitt) in the end. Troy (2004) |
100. | Gandalf the Grey (Ian McKellen) dies, and becomes Gandalf the White.
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002) |
101. | Frodo (Elijah Wood) & Sam (Sean Astin) approach Mount Doom and destroys the One Ring.
The return of the king (2003) |
102. | Dr Malcolm Crowe (Bruce Willis) dies in the beginning.
The sixth sense (1999) |
103. | Anakin becomes Darth Vader.
Luke an Leia is born. Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) |
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Updated: 05-08-08
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