Blues Brothers

 

We have the Don Perion 71 at $120. That'll be fine, pal.

Forget it! 5 grand? No problem! We'll have it...

That'll be fine, pal.

Well, it ain't much, but it's home!

Well me & the Lord, we got an understanding. We're...

Hello, boys. Nice to see you.

Are you the police? No, mam, we're musicians.

We may be suckin down a few beers a little later...

 

 

Cheech & Chong

 

Bye, bye, lard a**!

Good morning class...Class! SHUTUP! Thank you

WAKE UP!

Are we gonna get busted?

Hey, hey don't take those, man!

You mean we're smokin' dog sh*t, man?

Hey, this is great, man!

What's the hassle, man?

Woo! Excuse me!

Ok, man, start it up!

 

 

Sargent Hartman i Full Metal Jacket

What's your name, Scumbag?

Where is your honor dirtbag ? you are an absolute discrase !

Red Alert !

Code red, I repete we are at code red

Thank you very much, can i be i charge for a while ?

Hell i like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister !

You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

God has a hard-on for Marines. Because we kill everything we see.

What is your major malfunction, Numbnuts?

You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings.

Who the fuck said that? who just signed his own death warrant

 

 

 

Starwars

Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm

Stay, and help you I will

Patience!

Breathing

Impressive

Don't make me destroy you

Hohohoho

Light saber power up

Light saber power down

Blaster Fires

Millenium Falcon fly-by

X Wing fly-by

TIE fly-by

 

 

 

Startrek

Security alert, all decks

Computing now, Captain

We can't do it! If we keep this speed, we'll blow up any minute now

Hip, hip, hoorah,' and I believe it's pronounced 'tallyho

Cry havok and let slip the dogs of war !

Program complete, enter when ready

Auto-shutdown sequence in progress

Command codes verified

Oh, we've all done the scarecrow. Big deal

Computer, delete the diva

 

 

Amerikanska Reklamjinglar

 

It even vibrates like real !

I love disco, and I hear it's making a comeback !

Here, lizard, lizard, lizard !

Be one of the few, the proud, the Marines

I´d like to buy the world a Coke.....

Arkiv X Jingeln !

THX

 

 

The Taco Bell Dog

 

Bless You Taco Bell

Welcome To The Chicken Channel

Hey Godzilla Want Something To Drink

Here Lizard Lizard Lizard

I Think I'm In Love

I Taco Revolution I Am There

Viva

 

 

 

Beavis & Butthead

 

- Are we like gonna do it ?
- You got 2 seconds !
- Is that gonna be enough time ?

Uhhmmh hmhm Hey baby huhu mh mh.....

BUNGHOLE! Heh-heh-m-heh! Bunghoooooolllllioooooooo!

YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!!

I noticed you have braces....I have braces too...uh-huh-huh-huh....

Hey Beavis! We're on a bus with chicks! (Beavis laughs) Hey baby! Uh-huh-huh-huh.....

Um, yeah, I just have a question....um, is this a "God" damn?

Well, I'll be a monkey's BARE-ASSED uncle!

 

 

South Park

 

Laugh all you want I'm the one who's going to be on TV looking all buff

I said no, and I mean no. Respect my authority!

Oh, hi boys. I'm Charlie... Charlie Manson

LoL Kenny has diarrhea

Yeah Kick Ass

Don't kick the baby

Now watch that ass in prison, Howard

 

 

Terminator

 

I´ll be back

Hasta la vista baby !

No problemo

 

 

Jim Carrey

 

Allrighty then !

A**holeo, o sodda mia!

Warning! A**holes are closer than they appear!

Die, devilbird!

The virgin dancer sequence (Do you have a dollar?)

Nobody messes with the do !

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? Eeeehhhhhhh!

Pardon me, Mr. Perfect! I guess I forgot that you never make a mistake!

I was way off!

Re he he he he he helly

Spank me

Looser

Hmm like a glove

They always freak out when you leave the site of an accident

Man, you are one pathetic loser

Cable Guy !

Denied !

What exacly is your problem ?

Perfect !

Don´t mess with me man, Im a layer !

Hes goooooood !

 

 

3:e Klotet från solen

 

Jingel

Jingel

Jingel

Whaa !

Something is wroing is´nt it ?

Whoppsy Doodle

Lock and load

Signaturmelodin

Just act normal. —I'd ask you to do the same, but I'm afraid that ship has sailed

I find you pompous, judgmental, and completely self-absorbed. Would you be my friend ?

Whoa! You've been bobbing for some funky apples, man !

 

 

 

 

Hur får man en blondin att skratta på måndag morgon? .......Dra ett skämt fredag kväll !