Mulderismer & Scullyismer


SCULLY: Chantilly Lace?
MULDER: You know what I like.


(Mulder and Scully are viewing the remains of a half-eaten corpse floating in the water)
SCULLY: We eat fish and fish eat us.
MULDER: Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for later?


(Inside Mulder's trashed hotel room)
SCULLY: What's going on?
MULDER: Looks like housekeeping hasn't been here yet.


SCULLY: Mulder, did you see their eyes. If I were that stoned...
MULDER: Ohhhh, if you were that stoned what?


SCULLY: According to the briefing, prisoners escaped by hiding in a laundry cart.
MULDER: I don't think the guards are watching enough prison movies.


(discussing the ability to reincarnate)
SCULLY: Being obsessed with it doesn't mean you can do it.
MULDER: No, unless he knew something we don't.
SCULLY: Like what, the magic password?


MULDER: Will you let me drive?
SCULLY: I'm driving. Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man?
MULDER: No, I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.


SCULLY: What would a Japanese diplomat be doing in that house with a dead man.....with his head stuffed in a pillow case?
MULDER: Obviously not strengthening the international relations.


MULDER: I was merely extending her a professional courtesy.
SCULLY: Oh, is that what you were extending?


SCULLY: Mind if I sit here?
MULDER: I have to warn you, I'm having violent impulses.
SCULLY: I'm armed, I'll take my chances.


(Scully lying in hospital bed after just wakening from coma)
MULDER: I brought you something... Superstars of the Super Bowl.
SCULLY: I knew there was a reason to live.


MULDER: Vad du än hittade för band i videon så är det inte mitt.
SCULLY: Så bra, för jag lade det i lådan tillsammans med alla de där andra banden som inte heller är dina.


SCULLY: Jobbar du hårt, Mulder?
MULDER: (Studerar en utvikningsbrud i en tidning) Den här kvinnan säger att hon fördes ombord på ett rymdskepp och hölls i en antigravitationskammare utan mat och vatten i tre dagar.
SCULLY: (Sneglar på bilden) Antigravitation är sant.


MULDER: Vet du hur svårt det är att fejka sin egen död? Det är bara en person som någonsin har lyckats.....Elvis.


MULDER: Jag pratar inte japanska, men jag tror att den där affärsmannen precis sa åt mig att stoppa upp en bit sushi där solen inte skiner.