On the first day God created Rock´n´Roll. A fierce and raw power.
On the second day he created booze, the answer to a thirsty mans
prayers. Then God said let there be a man that can abuse all great
things I´ve made. And there was Uncle Frank. His first words
were " Hey, you ugly-ass-looking God bastich, give me a bitch.
And there were bitches. Ever since that day he has roamed
the earth. And now he and all Evil Bastards are ready to
take on all of ya. Kickass.