WHAT THE FUCK!!! CAN´T A MAN TAKE A PISS ALONE???

What´s that....Ohh, you want some tips do you. Well luckily for you, uncle Frank is on a good mood today. I´ll teach ya how to survive out there. Now listen to the main mans essential tips for that darned sub-reality Quake2

Avoid getting hurt, that´s really fucking essential.

If you do get hurt, relax and drink beer, a wounded man can´t escape for long. So just enjoy the little time you have left.

If you see strange blue smoke it´s not your mom smoking grass. It´s a sadistic asshole with a railgun.

If some one tries to give you a apple-looking item. Don´t accept! It´s not an apple, it´s grenade you stupid fuck.

If you see a bitch running around, don´t try to pick her up, kill her. Q2 isn´t som fuckin Blind Date show, it´s WAR.

If you enter a room full of idiots throwing weapons and stuff at each other., kill them. They don´t know how to use weapons so they throw them instead, and therefore they deserve to die!

Well, well, that´s all for now. A haft man to drink some too. But drop in later and I might have some more things to teach you.