Here are some crazy Pick-up lines !!!!!
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your
pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? #Slap# HEY! What's
wrong, don't you like pizza?
Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear
you like a feed bag!
Hi, my name is ...... , I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well,
would you take this for a swallow?
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use
these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've
broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and
spread the word.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math:
Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to
your heart...
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your
hole?
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?"I want to call my mom and
tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns
Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all
night.
Grab her tush. Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.
You must be from Pearl Harber, 'cause baby, you're the bomb.
Are your parents terrorists, cause you´re the bomb!!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn
me
on!
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?