THE FACTS OF LOVE

FROM THE MOUTHS OF BABES.

It's easier to have a baby if you're a cat.
     Clive 6 yrs.

A baby comes out of the mummies tummy and bites the doctor and the doctor
smacks it.
     Elaine 6 yrs.

You shouldn't have babies on Sunday because God wants you to rest.
     Munroe 7 yrs.

To have a baby the mother has to lay an egg then the mail cracks it.
     Alison 5 yrs.

When you're pregnant you become sicker and fatter and nastier every day.
     Marianne 9 yrs.

If you put a man and a woman together in bed one of them will have a baby.
     Paul 6 yrs.

If you don't want babies you should practice contradiction.
     Lynne 9 yrs.

First of all you get in love, get married and get a baby or you can do the
other way round.
     Peter 9 yrs.

The man next door has a baby in his tummy but it never comes out.
     Darryl 6 yrs.

I nearly know how to have babies but we don't do it till next term.
     Frances 7 yrs.

You can't talk about babies being made until you are in the 4th form.
     Denise 10 yrs.