I drank my th cup of coffee today 1 minute ago! Gotta go pee soon....
Oh yeah....even though this page is green and nice, it doesn't mean that I'm a very botanical person...


Well people....this is the new and improved page of everybodys favourite, yours truly, BEARDLESS. I recommend a viewing resolution of 800x600 and preferably at least 16-bit color....Otherwise this page won't look so good as it could (actually, I think it would look kinda crappy)
Also, I encourage you to use late versions of your browser, 'cause there's some HTML and/or Java here that won't work otherwise.


Now, look up the site, drop a line in the guestbook(obligatory), and send me an e-mail about anything you like.