On the following pages you'll find all the scripts from the six seasons of Friends. Thanks to Guineapig and Eric Aasen of the CFSI for the Scripts!
You might have wondered.. what did they really say.. or what's that joke all about ?? - Well now you can find out easily. Enjoy!




101 Pilot 09/22/94
102 The One With the Sonogram at the End 09/29/94
103 The One With the Thumb 10/06/94
104 The One With George Stephanopoulos 10/13/94
105 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent 10/20/94
106 The One With the Butt 10/27/94
107 The One With the Blackout 11/03/94
108 The One Where Nana Dies Twice 11/10/94
109 The One Where Underdog Gets Away 11/17/94
110 The One With the Monkey 12/15/94
111 The One With Mrs. Bing 01/05/95
112 The One With the Dozen Lasagnas 01/12/95
113 The One With the Boobies 01/19/95
114 The One With the Candy Hearts 02/09/95
115 The One With the Stoned Guy 02/16/95
116 The One With Two Parts, part 1 02/23/95
117 The One With Two Parts, part 2 02/23/95
118 The One With All the Poker 03/02/95
119 The One Where the Monkey Gets Away 03/09/95
120 The One with the Evil Orthodontist 04/06/95
121 The One with Fake Monica 04/27/95
122 The One with the Ick Factor 05/04/95
123 The One with the Birth 05/11/95
124 The One where Rachel Finds Out





201 The One With Ross' New Girlfriend 09/21/95
202 The One With the Breast Milk 09/28/95
203 The One Where Heckles Dies 10/05/95
204 The One With Phoebe's Husband 10/12/95
205 The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant 10/19/95
206 The One With the Baby on the Bus 11/02/95
207 The One Where Ross Finds Out 11/09/95
208 The One With the List 11/16/95
209 The One With Phoebe's Dad 12/14/95
210 The One With Russ 01/04/96
211 The One With The Lesbian Wedding 01/18/96
212 The One After the Superbowl, part 1 01/28/96
213 The One After the Superbowl, part 2 01/28/96
214 The One With The Prom Video 02/01/96
215 The One Where Ross and Rachel...You Know 02/08/96
216 The One Where Joey Moves Out 02/15/96
217 The One Where Eddie Moves In 02/22/96
218 The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies 03/21/96
219 The One Where Eddie Won't Go 03/28/96
220 The One Where Old Yeller Dies 04/04/96
221 The One With The Bullies 04/25/96
222 The One With Two Parties 05/02/96
223 The One With The Chicken Pox 05/09/96
224 The One With Barry & Mindy's Wedding 05/16/96





301 The One With The Princess Leia Fantasy 09/19/96
302 The One Where No One's Ready 09/26/96
303 The One With The Jam 10/03/96
304 The One With The Metaphorical Tunnel 10/10/96
305 The One With Frank, Jr. 10/17/96
306 The One With The Flashback 10/31/96
307 The One With The Racecar Bed 11/7/96
308 The One With The Giant Poking Device 11/14/96
309 The One With The Football 11/21/96
310 The One Where Rachel Quits 12/12/96
311 The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister01/09/97
312 The One With All The Jealousy 01/16/97
313 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends 01/30/97
314 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner 02/06/97
315 The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Break 02/13/97
316 The One The Morning After 02/20/97
317 The One Without The Ski Trip 03/06/97
318 The One With The Hypnosis Tape 03/13/97
319 The One With The Tiny T-Shirt 03/27/97
320 The One With The Dollhouse 04/10/97
321 The One With a Chick. And a Duck. 04/17/97
322 The One With The Screamer 04/24/97
323 The One With Ross's Thing 05/01/97
324 The One With The Ultimate Fighting Champion 05/08/97
325 The One At The Beach






401 The One With The Jellyfish 09/25/97
402 The One With The Cat 10/02/97
403 The One With The 'Cuffs 10/09/97
404 The One With The Ballroom Dancing 10/16/97
405 The One With Joey's New Girlfriend 10/30/97
406 The One With The Dirty Girl 11/06/97
407 The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line 11/13/97
408 The One With Chandler In A Box 11/20/97
409 The One Where They're Going To PARTY! 12/11/97
410 The One With The Girl From Poughkeepsie 12/18/97
411 The One With Phoebe's Uterus 01/08/98
412 The One With The Embryos 01/15/98
413 The One With Rachel's Crush 01/29/98
414 The One With Joey's Dirty Day 02/05/98
415 The One With All The Rugby 02/26/98
416 The One With The Fake Party 03/19/98
417 The One With The Free Porn 03/26/98
418 The One With Rachel's New Dress 04/02/98
419 The One With All The Haste 04/09/98
420 The One With All The Wedding Dresses 04/16/98
421 The One With The Invitation 04/23/98
422 The One With The Worst Best Man Ever 04/30/98
423 The One With Ross's Wedding, part 1 05/07/98
424 The One With Ross's Wedding, part 2






501 The One After Ross says Rachel 09/24/98
502 The One With all the kissing 10/01/98
503 The One Where Phoebe give birth 10/08/98
504 The One Where Phoebe hates PBS 10/15/98
505 The One With all the Kips 10/29/98
506 The One With The Yeti 11/05/98
507 The One Where Ross Moves In 11/12/98
508 The One With All The Thanksgivings 11/19/98
509 The One With Ross's Sandwich 12/10/98
510 The One With The Inappropriate Sister 12/17/98
511 The One With all the Resolutions 01/07/9x
512 The One With Chandler's Worklaugh 01/21/9x
513 The One With Joey's Bag 02/04/99
514 The One Where Everyone finds out 02/11/99
515 The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey 02/18/99
516 The One With a Cop 02/25/99
517 The One With Rachel's inadverdent Kiss 03/18/99
518 The One Where Rachel Smokes 04/08/99
519 The One Where Ross can't Flirt 04/22/99
520 The One With The Ride Along 04/29/99
521 The One With the Ball 05/06/99
522 The One With Joey's Big Break 05/13/99
523 The One In Vegas - Part 1 05/20/99
524 The One In Vegas - Part 2 05/20/99


The Sixth Season


601 The One After Vegas 09/23/99
602 The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel 09/30/99
603 The One with Ross's Denial 10/09/99
604 The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance 10/14/99
605 The One With Joey's Porsche 10/21/99
606 The One On the Last Night 11/04/99
607 The One Where Phoebe Runs 11/11/99
608 The One With Ross's Teeth 11/18/99
609 The One Where Ross Got High 11/25/99
610 The One With the Routine 12/16/99
611 The One With The Apothecary Table 01/06/00
612 The One With the Joke 01/13/00
613 The One With Rachel's Sister 02/03/00
614 The One Where Chandler Can't Cry 02/10/00
615-616 The One That Could have been 02/17/00
617 The One With The Unagi 02/24/00
618 The One Where Ross Dates a Student 03/09/00
619 The One With Joey's Fridge 03/23/00
620 The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E 04/13/00
621 The One Where Ross meets Elizabeths' Dad 04/27/00
622 The One Where Paul's The Man 05/04/00
623 The One With The Ring 05/11/00
624 The One With The Proposal Part 1 & 2 05/18/00
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