Cave Divers Hate Sport Divers Because....
Sport Divers insist on being treated as equals
1. Sport Divers ask you how much everything weighs, thereby reminding you of how much everything weighs
2. Sport Divers tell you, "That super-long octopus hose you have looped around your neck is kinda dangerous isn't it?"
3. Sport Divers want you to stand around and smile so they can take your picture in, "All the stuff..."
4. Sport Divers want to know why you carry seven small lights when you have the, "Great big one..."
5. Sport Divers ask if it's dark, "Back in there..."
6. Sport Divers have less to carry around for shorter distances, but complain more
7. Sport Divers think Surface Decompression is a put-on; "You're just a wimp!"
8. Sport Divers ask about cave diving fatalities while you gear up for a tough dive
9. Sport Divers explain what you are doing to onlookers and get it all wrong
10. Sport Divers explain what you are doing to onlookers and get it all right
11. Sport Divers ask why one buddy is not enough
12. Sport Divers cannot read huge underwater signs that say: "KEEP OUT"
13. Sport Divers head for cover during creative air fills
14. Sport Divers insist on thrusting upon you their spare snorkel
15. Sport Divers ask why you don't use the new PADI or DCIEM divetables
16. Sport Divers laugh at the Sacred Duct Tape
17. Sport Divers are, basically, not cool