These are 30 things people actually said in court, word for word.

1.Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth.

Q: What year? A: Every year.

2. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

3. Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've

forgotten?

4. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you.

A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years.

5. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he wokethat

morning?

A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan.

6. Q: And where was the location of the accident?

A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499?

A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.

7. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.

8. Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?

A: After the accident? Q: Before the accident.

A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.

9. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or

the occult?

A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do.

Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo.

10. Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing? A: Yes.

Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?

A: Yes, sir. Q: What did she say? A: What disco am I at?

11. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

12. Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

13. Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

14. Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in then war?

15. Q: Did he kill you?

16. Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?

17. Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true?

18. Q: How many times have you committed suicide?

19. Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time?

20. Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes.

Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls?

21. Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes.

Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?

22. Q: Mr. Slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn'tyou?

A: I went to Europe, Sir. Q: And you took your new wife?

23. Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death.

Q: And by whose death was it terminated?

24. Q: Can you describe the individual?

A: He was about medium height and had a beard.

Q: Was this a male, or a female?

25. Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

26. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

27. Q: All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

A: Oral.

28. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

29. Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

30. Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?