 | Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly. |
| Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. |
| Man who run in front of car get tired. |
| Man who run behind car get exhausted. |
| Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. |
| Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife uprightorgan. |
| Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. |
| Man with one chopstick go hungry. |
| Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. |
| Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. |
| Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk. |
| Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth. |
| War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left. |
| Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. |
| Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. |
| It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. |
| Man who drive like hell bound to get there. |
| Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. |
| Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement. |
| Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs. |
| Man who farts in church sits in own pew. |
| Crowded elevator smells different to midget. |