I read a news today, oh boy,
About a lucky man who made a grade,
And though the news was rather sad,
Well, I just had to laugh.
I saw the photograph.
He blew his mind out in a car,
He didn't notice that the lights have changed,
A crowd of people stood and stared,
They've seen his face before,
Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords.
I saw a film today, oh boy,
The English army had just won the war,
A crowd of people turned away,
But I just had a look,
Having read a book, I'd like to turn you on...
Woke up, fell out of bed,
dragged a comb across my head,
found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
and looking up I noticed I was late.
Found my coat and grabbed my head,
made the bus in second flat,
found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
and somebody spoke and I went into a dream
I heard a news today, oh boy,
four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire,
and though the holes were rather small,
they had to count them all,
now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall,
I'd love to turn you on.
It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog,
it's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log,
but when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do,
will make me feel alright,
you know I work all day to get you money to buy you things,
and it's worth it just to hear you say, you're going to give me
everything,
so why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone,
you know I feel ok
when I'm home, everything seems to be right,
when I'm home, feeling you holding me tight, tight (Ummm)
It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog,
it's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log,
but when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do,
will make me feel alright,
so why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
you know I feel ok,
when I'm home, everything seems to be right,
when I'm home, feeling you holding me tight, tight (Ummm)
It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog,
it's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log,
but when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do,
will make me feel alright,
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll miss you,
remember I'll always be true. And then while I'm away,
I'll write home ev'ry day, and I'll send all my loving to you.
I'll pretend that I'm kissing the lips I am missing,
and hope that my draems will come true. And then while I'm away,
I'll write home ev'ry day, and I'll send all my loving to you.
All my loving I will send to you. All my loving, darling I'll be true.
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll miss you,
remember I'll always be true. And then while I'm away,
I'll write home ev'ry day, and I'll send all my loving to you.
All my loving I will send to you. All my loving, darling I'll be true.
All my loving, all my loving, all my loving I will send to you.
There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
Nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
It's easy.
Nothing you can make that can't be made.
No one you can save that can't be saved.
Nothing you can do but you can learn how to be you in time.
It's easy.
All you need is love. All you need is love.
All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.
All you need is love. All you need is love.
All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.
Nothing you can know that isn't known.
Nothing you can see that isn't shown.
Nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be.
It's easy.
All you need is love. All you need is love.
All you need is love, love. Love is all you need.
All you need is love (Paul: All together, now!)
All you need is love. (Everybody!)
All you need is love, love.
Love is all you need (love is all you need).
Yee-hai!
Oh yeah!
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC, didn't get to bed last night.
On the way the paper bag was on my knee, man I had a dreadful flight.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. You don't know how lucky you are boy.
Back in the U.S.S.R.
Been away so long I hardly knew the place, gee it's good to be back
home.
Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case, honey disconnect the phone.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R. You don't know how lucky you are boy.
Back in the U.S., back in the U.S., back in the U.S.S.R.
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the West behind,
and Moscow girls make me sing and shout, that Georgia's always on my
mind.
I'm back in the U.S.S.R., you don't know how lucky you are boys,
back in the U.S.S.R.
Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the West behind,
and Moscow girls make me sing and shout, that Georgia's always on my
mind.
Show me round your snow peaked mountains way down south.
Take me to your daddy's farm. Let me hear your balalaika's ringing out,
come and keep your comrade warm. I'm back in the U.S.S.R.
You don't know how lucky you are boys. Back in the U.S.S.R.
I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend, if it makes you feel alright.
I'll get you anything my friend, if it makes you feel alright.
'cause I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love.
I'll give you all I got to give, if you say you love me too.
I may not have a lot to give, but what I got I'll give to you.
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love.
Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so.
Can't buy me love, no no no, no.
Say you don't need no diamond ring, and I'll be satisfied.
Tell me that you want the kind of thing, that money just can't buy.
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love.
Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so.
Can't buy me love, no no no, no.
Say you don't need no diamond ring, and I'll be satisfied.
Tell me that you want the kind of thing, that money just can't buy.
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love.
Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
He got Joo-Joo eyeball he one holy roller
He got hair down to his knee
Got to be a joker he just do what he please
He wear no shoeshine he got toe-jam football
He got monkey finger he shoot coca-cola
He say "I know you, you know me"
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
Come together right now over me
He bag production he got walrus gumboot
He got Ono sideboard he one spinal cracker
He got feet down below his knee
Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease
Come together right now over me
He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Come together right now over me
Come together, come together, come together, come together, ...
Don't let me down, don't let me down.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.
Nobody ever loved me like she does, oo, she does, yeh, she does.
And if somebody loved me like she do me, oo, she do me, yes, she does.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.
I'm in love for the first time. Don't you know it's gonna last.
It's a love that lasts forever. It's a love that had no past.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.
And from the first time that she really done me, oo, she done me, she
done me good.
I guess nobody ever really done me, oo, she done me, she done me good.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.
Don't let me down, don't let me down.
Asked a girl what she wanted to be,
she said baby, can't you see.
I wanna be famous, a star on the screen,
but you can do something in between.
Baby you can drive my car.
Yes I'm gonna be a star.
Baby you can drive my car,
and baby I love you.
I told a girl that my prospects were good,
and she said baby, it's understood.
Working for peanuts is all very fine,
but I can show you a better time.
Baby you can drive my car.
Yes I'm gonna be a star.
Baby you can drive my car,
and baby I love you.
Beep beep'm beep beep yeah!
Baby you can drive my car.
Yes I'm gonna be a star.
Baby you can drive my car,
and baby I love you.
I told a girl I can start right away,
and she said listen babe I got something to say.
I got no car and it's breaking my heart,
but I've found a driver and that's a start.
Baby you can drive my car.
Yes I'm gonna be a star.
Baby you can drive my car,
and baby I love you.
Ooh I need your love babe, guess you know it's true.
Hope you need my love babe, just like I need you.
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me. Ain't got nothin'but love babe,
eight days a week.
Love you ev'ry day girl, always on my mind.
One thing I can say girl, love you all the time.
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
Ain't got nothin'but love babe, eight days a week.
Eight days a week, I love you.
Einght days a week, is not enough to show I care.
Ooh I need your love babe, guess you know it's true.
Hope you need my love babe, just like I need you.
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me. Ain't got nothin'but love babe,
eight days a week.
Eight days a week, I love you.
Einght days a week, is not enough to show I care.
Love you ev'ry day girl, always on my mind.
One thing I can say girl, love you all the time.
Hold me, love me, hold me, love me.
Ain't got nothin'but love babe, eight days a week.
Eight days a week. Eight days a week. Eight days a week.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
Eleanor Rigby, picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been,
lives in a dream,
waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the
door.
Who is it for?
All the lonely people.
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people.
Where do they all belong?
Father McKenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear,
no one comes near,
look at him working. Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody
there.
What does he care?
All the lonely people.
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people.
Where do they all belong?
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
Ah, look at all the lonely people.
Eleanor Rigby, died in the church and was buried along with her name,
nobody came.
Father McKenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the
grave,
no one was saved.
All the lonely people.
Where do they all come from?
All the lonely people.
Where do they all belong?
If there's anything that you want,
if there's anything I can do,
just call on me, and I'll send it along,
with love from me to you.
I've got everything that you want,
like a heart that is oh, so true,
just call on me, and I'll send it along,
with love from me to you.
I got arms that long to hold you,
and keep you by my side.
I got lips that long to kiss you,
and keep you satisfied, oooh.
If there's anything that you want,
if there's anything I can do,
just call on me, and I'll send it along,
with love from me to you.
From me, to you, just call on me,
and I'll send it along,
with love from me to you.
I got arms that long to hold you,
and keep you by my side.
I got lips that long to kiss you,
and keep you satisfied, oooh.
If there's anything that you want,
if there's anything I can do,
just call on me,
and I'll send it along,
with love from me to you,
to you, to you, to you.
Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner,
but he knew it wouldn't last.
Jojo left his home in Tucson, Arizona,
for some California grass.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Jojo. Go home.
Get back, get back.
Back to where you once belonged.
Get back, get back.
Back to where you once belonged.
Get back Jo.
Sweet Loretta Martin thought she was a woman,
but she was another man.
All the girls around her say she's got it coming,
but she gets it while she can.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Loretta. Go home.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back Loretta.
Your mother's waiting for you,
wearing her high-heel shoes,
and her low-neck sweater.
Get on home Loretta.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Get back, get back.
Get back to where you once belonged.
Is there anybody gone to listen to my story,
all about the girl who came to stay?
She's the kind of girl you want so much
it makes you sorry;
still, you don't regret a single day.
Ah, girl! Girl!
When I think of all the times I've tried so hard to leave her;
she will turn to me and start to cry;
and she promises the earth to me
and I believe her,
after all this times I don't know why.
Ah, girl! Girl!
She's the kind of girl who puts you down
when friends are there you feel a fool. Didididi..
When you say she's looking good, she acts as if it's understood
she's cool, cool, cool, cool. Girl! Girl!
Was she tolod when she was young the fame would lead to pleasure?
Did she understand it when they said,
that a man must break his back to earn his day of leisure?
Will she still believe it when he's dead?
Ah, girl! Girl! Girl!
Help, I need somebody, help, not just anybody,
help, you know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down,
and I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
won't you please, please, help me.
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
my independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down,
and I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
won't you please, please, help me.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these daya are gone, I'm not so self assured,
now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down,
and I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
won't you please, please, help me, help me, help me, oh.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say, it's all right.
Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter.
Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say, it's all right.
Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces.
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say, it's all right.
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Sun, sun, sun, here it comes...
Little darling, I feel that ice is slowly melting.
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been clear.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
and I say, it's all right.
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun.
It's all right.
It's all right.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better.
Remember, to let her into your heart, then you can start, to make it
better.
Hey Jude, don't be afraid. You were made to, go out and get her.
The minute, you let her under your skin, then you begin, to make it
better.
And anytime you feel the pain, hey Jude, refrain,
don't carry the world, upon, your shoulders.
For well you know that it's a fool, who plays, it cool
by making his world, a little, colder.
Hey Jude, don't let me down. You have found her, now go and get her.
Remember, to let her into your heart, then you can start, to make it
better.
So let it out and let it in, hey Jude, begin,
you're waiting for someone to, perform with.
And don't you know that it's just you, hey Jude, you'll do,
the movement you need, is on your shoulder.
Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song, and make it better.
Remember, to let her under your skin, then you'll begin, to make it
better, better, better, better, better, better, oh.
Da, da da, da da da, da; da da da, da; hey Jude (repeat 16 times and
fade out)
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake; waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday,
man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus; goo goo g'joob.
Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying. I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard; dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus; goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus; goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard; climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna,
man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus; goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Baby's good to me, you know, she's happy as can be, you know,
she said so.
I'm in love with her, and I feel fine.
Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know,
she said so.
I'm in love with her, and I feel fine.
I'm so glad, that she's my little girl.
She's so glad, she's telling all the world,
that here baby buys her things, you know,
he buys her diamond rings, you know,
she said so.
She's in love with me, and I feel fine, mmm.
Baby says she's mine, you know, she tells me all the time, you know,
she said so.
I'm in love with her and I feel fine.
I'm so glad that she's my little girl.
She's so glad, she's telling all the world,
that her baby buys her things, you know,
he buys her diamond rings, you know,
she said so.
She's in love with me, and I feel fine, mmm, mmm.
She's in love with me, and I feel fine, mmm, mmm.
There are places I'll remember,
all my life though some have changed.
Some forever not for better,
some have gone and some remain.
All these places have their moments,
with lovers and friends I still can recall.
Some are dead and some are living,
in my life I've loved them all.
But of all these friends and lovers,
there is no one compares with you,
and these memories lose their meaning,
when I think of love as something new.
Though I know I'll never lose affection,
for people and things that went before.
I know I'll often stop and think about them,
in my life I love you more.
Though I know I'll never lose affection,
for people and things that went before.
I know I'll often stop and think about them,
in my life I love you more.
Oh yeh, I'll, tell you something, I think you'll understand.
When I'll, say that something, I wanna hold your hand,
I wanna hold your hand, I wanna hold your hand.
Oh please, say to me, you'll let me be your man,
and please, say to me, you'll let me hold your hand,
now let me hold your hand, I wanna hold your hand.
And when I touch you I feel happy, inside.
It's such a feeling that my love,
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Yeh, you've, got that something, I think you'll understand.
when I'll, say that something, I wanna hold your hand,
I wanna hold your hand, I wanna hold your hand.
And when I touch you I feel happy, inside.
It's such a feeling that my love,
I can't hide, I can't hide, I can't hide.
Yeh, you've, got that something, I think you'll understand.
When I'll, feel that something, I wanna hold your hand,
I wanna hold your hand, I wanna hold your hand, I wanna hold your hand.
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet.
Who finds the money? When you pay the rent?
Did you think that money was heaven sent?
Friday night arrives without a suitcase.
Sunday morning creep in like a nun.
Monday's child has learned to tie his bootlace.
See how they run.
Lady Madonna, baby at your breast.
Wonder how you manage to feed the rest.
See how they run.
Lady Madonna, lying on the bed,
Listen to the music playing in your head.
Tuesday afternoon is never ending.
Wednesday morning papers didn't come.
Thursday night you stockings needed mending.
See how they run.
Lady Madonna, children at your feet.
Wonder how you manage to make ends meet.
When I find myself in times of trouble,
mother Mary comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
And in my hour of darkness,
she is standing right in front of me,
speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
And when the broken hearted people,
living in the world agree,
there will be an answer, let it be.
For though they may be parted there is
still a chance that they will see,
there will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Let it be, let it be. Yeah.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
And when the night is cloudy,
there is still a light that shines on me,
shine on until tomorrow, let it be.
I wake up to the sound of music,
mother Mary comes to me,
speaking words of wisdom, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
There will be an answer, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Let it be, let it be.
Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
with tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
a girl with caleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes
and she's gone.
[Ref :] Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Lucy in the sky with diamonds, ah, ah.
Follow her downto a bridge by the fountain,
where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
that grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds
and you're gone.
Ref.
Picture yourself on a train in a station,
with plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
the girl with caleidoscope eyes.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up AND THAT'S AN INVITATION, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the mystery tour.
The magical mystery tour is waiting to take you away,
waiting to take you away.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up SATISFACTION GUARANTEED, roll up for the mystery tour.
The magical mystery tour is hoping to take you away,
hoping to take you away.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up AND THAT'S AN INVITATION, roll up for the mystery tour.
Roll up TO MAKE A RESERVATION, roll up for the mystery tour.
The magical mystery tour is coming to take you away,
coming to take you away.
The magical mystery tour is dying to take you away,
dying to take you away, take you away.
I once had a girl, or should I say, she once had me.
She showed me her room, isn't it good, norwegian wood?
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere.
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.
I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine.
We talked until two, and then she said, "It's time for bed".
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.
And when I awoke, I was alone, this bird had flown.
So I lit a fire, isn't it good, norwegian wood.
He's a real nowhere Man,
sitting in his Nowhere Land,
making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Doesn't have a point of view,
knows not where he's going to,
isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere Man, please listen,
you don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command.
He's as blind as he can be,
just sees what he wants to see,
Nowhere Man can you see me at all?
Nowhere Man, don't worry,
take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all till somebody else
lend you a hand.
Doesn't kave a point of view,
knows not where he's going to,
isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere Man, please listen,
you don't know what you're missing,
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command.
He's a real Nowhere Man,
Sitting in his Nowhere Land,
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.
Making all his nowhere plans
for nobody.