My current computer:
  • PIII 450MHz
  • 64MB RAM
  • HD C:6.4GB D:620MB
  • Creative Sound Blaster Live! 10242
  • CD-ROM 32x
  • Absolute Multimedia M64 TNT2 32MB
  • HP DeskJet 600
  • USRobotics SportsterFlash 56.6Kbps V.90
 Computer I want to buy:
  • Pentium III 700MHz
  • 256MB RAM
  • HD C:25GB
  • Creative Sound Blaster live! Platinum
  • DVD
  • Voodoo 5
  • No new printer

My dream computer:
  • Pentium IV 1GHz
  • 1GB SDRAM
  • HD: C: 12GB D: 12GB
  • State of the art soundcard
  • DVD
  • Voodoo 10
  • State of the art printer
  • Direct Line to the Net

Computers have to be a female. I'll give you some reasons:
¤ computer talks a language that only it self can understand.
¤ when you buy a computer you always need to buy lots of new and expensive accesories.
¤ if you make a error it goes into its memory and stays there forever and comes back when you least expect it.