Who is Moron?

First a defination on what a moron really is :

Moron n. Adult whose mental development corresponds to that of a normal average child between the ages of 8 and 12; (colloq.) very stupid person. moronic adj.

My real name is Alf Nilsson and I live in Skellefteå , Sweden. I'm studying to become a computer engineer and I'll graduate (hopefully) in 1999.

I'm kind of a mixup, my mother's finnish, my father's swedish and I'm born in Perth, Australia. We moved to Sweden when I was 10 years old in 1981. So I've tried to learn swedish and it ain't easy. The name Alf has a funny story to it, my mother though that Jonas was harder to pronounce in english, so Alf it became. (Not that I think it's easier)

What does Moron look like?

• I'm blond, blue eyed, 180 cm tall and wiegh too little and if you REALLY what to see my face, press here!

Why the nickname Moron?

• Well, I usually say: "It's because I can't be smart all the time".

What does Moron do when he's not studying?

• Network gaming.
• Paintball.
• Role playing games.
• Listens to music.

Network gaming.

Well, what can I say. I'm a network addict. When I get some spare time over, me and some friends waste it by carrying computers back and forth through Skellefteå.

We play games like:

• Warcraft I
• Warcraft II
• Quake (It rules!!!)
• Heretic
• Hexen
• Doom II
• Rise of the Triad
• Duke Nuke 'Em
• Descent I & II
• Diablo

Paintball.

We're also a gang who play paintball in the summer (Frozen paintballs really hurt) just for the fun of it. I don't think we're going to compete for MANY years. We tried to play against some pro's once, they REALLY kicked our butts. But they better look out when we've leaned to comunicate....

Role playing games.

I'm also the cashier of "Skelleftehamn's Konflikt- & Rollspelsförening". Roughly translated : Skellefte habours conflict- and role playing games society.

We're the same gang who play paintball, so we're thinking of expanding our society to include paintball too.

Some games we've played over the years:

• Demon Dim (We're test playing for the author)
• Viking
• Wastleands
• Role Master
• Warhammer 40,000
• Blood Bowl
• Khelatar (We're going to play as soon i've read the rule book. I've only been at it for 3 years now......)
• Shadowrun
• Western
• Vampire (If we can fool someone to lead us)
• Neotech
• Mutant

Music.

Well I don't know many people are intersted in what music I listen to, but I'll smack it up on my homepage anyway. Basicly I like to listen to guitarr based heavy metal.

Just sat and fooled around a bit on the internet and found some links to some of my favorite artist. Here comes the list:

• Yngwie J Malmsteen I've listened to him for years, I almost have all of his records.
• Tony MacAlpine Same here, but it's hard to find his records here in Sweden.
• Joe Satriani Started to listen to him because I couldn't find any MacAlpine or Malmsteen records I didn't have.
• Extreme What can I possibly say, too bad they broke up. :-(
• Def Leppard Ah, at last someone from Europe, I just say one thing. Hysteria.
• Winger Just happened to buy one of thier albums by misstake, and found out I liked them. :-)

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