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What's the difference
between E.T and a man?
-E.T phoned home
What do you say when
you want to have sex with
a blonde?
-Hi
What does a blond say during a porno?
-There I am!!
How does a blonde kill a fish?
-She drowns it.
A blond going to London on a plane, how can you
steal her window seat?
-Tell her the seats that are going to London
are all in the middle row.
Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
-To avoid the draft.
What do blondes do for foreplay?
-Remove their underwear.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
-Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands
tightly over her ears?
-Trying to hold on to a thought.
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the
bar?
-She heard that the drinks were on the house.
What's the difference between a blonde and a
phone booth?
-You need a quarter to use the phone.
or
-Only one person can use the phone at once.
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