| Quotes
Windows XP - A 64 bit upgrade to a 32-bit patch for a
16-bit
GUI shell
running on top of an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit
processor
by a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition! 'The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in
shining armour
to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly
ignores
the fact that it was he who, by peddling second-rate technology, led
them
into it in the first place.' "To mess up a Linux box, you need to work at it; to
mess up
your Windows
box, you just need to work on it." In a world without walls, what use would we have for Windows or Gates? Microsoft gives you Windows...Linux gives you the whole house! Computers are like air conditioners - they stop working properly if you open Windows. Another name for a Windows tutorial is crash course! |