Now this is excellent !
 
 You will need sound card for this to hear what they are saying. 
 If you haven't got one, shame! 
 Listen to the recordings below. 
 
 The bloke who invented them, conned the tannoy announcer into 
 saying them by pretending they were foreign names. 
 
 This is his story..... 
 
"We'd go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3 at Heathrow, 
 directly under one of the speakers as the roof is low. We put the DAT or
 tape machine in our bag with the microphone poking out of the top. We'd look 
 for a flight that'd arrived in the last 40 minutes from somewhere where 
 you'd expect mental names, then write a letter saying "Could you go and 
 pick up etc. etc. from flight, etc". That way, it looked like it'd been 
 arranged in advance as the flight arrival details were written on the note. 
 
 We also wore an ID-style badge and carried a mobile so that 
 we looked like taxi drivers. One of us would get the first one read out 
 and then the other did the second. We'd pretend to be unable to pronounce 
 it and then hand them the bit of paper with the name written on it.
 Long winded, but well worth it! 
 
 These are the names written down: 

  1.   Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed 
  2.   Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie 
  3.   Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kroest 
  4.   Awuh Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet 
  5.   Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted 
  6.   Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee " 
 
  And this is what they sound like: 
 
  1.   "I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired." 
  2.   "I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody." 
  3.   "I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed." 
  4.   "Oo-ah, that feels better and now I need a shit." 
  5.   "My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard." 
  6.   "Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea."