You Know You Live 
in a Small Town When    
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Third Street is on the edge of town. 
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You don't use your turn signals because everyone 
knows where you are going. 
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A baby born on June 14 receives gifts from local 
merchants as the first baby of the year. 
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You speak to each dog you pass by name and he wags 
his tail at you. 
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You drive into the ditch five miles out of town and 
the word gets back before you do. 
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You dial a wrong number and talk for 15 minutes anyway. 
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You can't walk for exercise because every car that 
passes you offers you a ride. 
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You miss a Sunday at church and receive a get-well card. 
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Someone asks you how you feel and listens to what you 
say.