This Week's TV Guide For Bagdad

MONDAYS:

7:30    The Mohammed Bunch
8:00    Husseinfeld
8:30    Mad About Everything
9:00    Suddenly Sanctions
9:30    The Brian Benben Bin Laden Show
10:00   Allah McBeal

TUESDAYS:

8:00    Wheel of Fortune and Terror
8:30    The Price is Right If Saddam Says It's Right
9:00    Children Are Forbidden From Saying The Darndest Things
9:30    Iraq's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
10:00   Buffy The Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

WEDNESDAYS:

8:00    U.S. Military Secrets Revealed
8:30    When Kurds Attack
9:00    Two Guys, a Girl, and a Fatwah
9:30    Just Shoot Me
10:00   Veilwatch

THURSDAYS:
8:00    Matima Loves Chachi
8:30    M*U*S*T*A*S*H
9:00    Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses
9:30    My Two Baghdads
10:00   Diagnosis: Heresy

FRIDAYS:

8:00    Everybody Loves Saddam Or He'll Have Them Shot
8:30    Only Our Will and Grace From God Can Keep Us From 
        Touching Each Other
9:00    Captured Iranian Soldiers Say the Darndest Things
9:30    Iraqi's Funniest Home Invasions
10:00   Achmed's Creek
11:00   Matlock