> Latest terms to add to your vocabulary:
> 
> Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
> advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.
> 
> Blamestorming - Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline
> was missed or a project failed and who was responsible.
> 
> Seagull Manager - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
> over everything and then leaves.
> 
> Blowing your buffer - Losing your train of thought.
> 
> Salmon day - The experience of spending an entire day swimming
> upstream only to get screwed in the end.
> 
> CLM - Career-limiting move - Used among microserfs to describe
> ill-advised activity.  Trashing your boss while he or she is within
> earshot is a serious CLM.
> 
> Adminisphere - The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above
> the rank and file.  Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are
> often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were
> designed to solve.
> 
> Dilberted - To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from
> the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character.
> "I've been dilberted again.  The old man revised the specs for the
> fourth time this week."
> 
> Flight Risk - Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning
> to leave the company or department soon.
> 
> 404 - Someone who's clueless.  From the World Wide Web error message
> "404 Not Found", meaning that the requested document  could not  be
> located.  "Don't bother asking him...he's 404, man."
> 
> Keyboard Plaque - The disgusting buildup of dirt and crud found on
> computer keyboards.
> 
> Ohnosecond - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that
> you've just made a BIG mistake.
> 
> Percussive Maintenance - The fine art of whacking the crap out  of an
> electronic device to get it to work again.
> 
> Prairie Dogging - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
> "cube farm" (an office full of cubicles) and everyone's heads pop up
> over the walls to see what's going on.