SIGNS

SIGN ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK:  Let us remove your shorts

MATERNITY CLOTHES SHOP:  We are open on labor day

NON-SMOKING AREA:  If we see you smoking we will assume you are on
fire and take appropriate action

ON MATERNITY ROOM DOOR:  "Push, Push, Push"

ON A FRONT DOOR:  Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except
the dog

OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:  If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place

SCIENTIST'S DOOR:  Gone Fission

TAXIDERMIST WINDOW:  We really know our stuff

PODIATRIST'S WINDOW:  Time wounds all heels

BUTCHER'S WINDOW:  Let me meat your needs

USED CAR LOT:  Second Hand cars in first crash condition

SIGN ON FENCE:  "Salesmen welcome.  Dog food is expensive"

CAR DEALERSHIP:  The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment

MUFFLER SHOP:  No appointment necessary.  We'll hear you coming