- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shutup, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
- Open your briefcase or bag and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce: "I've got new socks on!"
- Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "Oops!"
- Shout "Chutes away!" whenever the lift descends.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of
THEM!" and move to the far corner of the lift.
- Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
- Leave a box between the doors.
- When the lift is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
- Say "Ding!" at each floor.
- Lean against the button panel.
- Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.
- Listen to the walls with a stethoscope.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space".
- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
- Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
- Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."