Clinton in the Land of Oz

President clinton, VP AlGore, and Speaker of the House Gingrich,
are traveling in a car together in Kansas.

A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses them
thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze..

When they come to the extract themselves from the vehicle, they
realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz..

They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz.  The Wizard is known
for granting people their wishes..

Algore says, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."

Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."

clinton speaks up, "Where's Dorothy?"