Tommy's Revenge

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
One day, little Tommy walks into the local whorehouse, dragging a dead frog
on a piece of string along behind him. He goes up to the woman at the front
and says "Please Maam, I'd like a girl." "Go home honey" replies the
proprietor, not unkindly, "you're too young for this."

Tommy reaches into his pocket and drags out a $50 bill which he slaps on the
desk and beams brightly. "Up the stairs, 3rd door on the right," comes the
reply as the $50 vanishes.

Tommy starts to climb the stairs when he suddenly runs back again. "I forgot,
this girl has got to have active herpes!" he cries. "No way kid, all our
girls are clean!" Tommy reaches into the other pocket and another $50
appears. "Ahh, last door on the left..." he is told.

Tommy climbs the stairs, still dragging the dead frog on the string, and some
time later reappears. He waves to the woman at the front desk and is about to
go out when she calls him back. "I can understand curiosity at your age," she
says, "but why the active herpes?"

"Well," says Tommy, "when I go home, the babysitter will be there. I'll screw
her before she goes home and she'll get the herpes. Later on, dad will take
her home and sleep with her in the back of the Mercedes, and he'll get the
herpes. Later on, he'll get back and jump on mommy and she will get the
herpes too. In the morning, daddy'll go to work, the milkman will come and
get in bed with mommy and he'll get the herpes and HE'S THE BASTARD WHO RAN
OVER MY FROG!"