They say that history has a tendency to repeat itself.

   From the Philadelphia Daily News, September 28, 1998

       TITANIC                            CLINTON VIDEO

       $9.99 on Internet                  Same

       over 3 hours long                  Same

       The Story of Jack and Rose,        The Story of Bill and Monica,
       their forbidden love, and          their forbidden love, and
       a subsequent catastrophy           a subsequent catastrophy

       Their Song: Celine Dion            Their Song: Sarah MacLachlan
       "My Heart Will Go On"              "No. 5"

       Villain: White Star Line           Villain: Ken Starr

       Jack is a starving Artist          Bill is a BS artist

       In one part, Jack enjoys           Ditto for Bill.
       a Good Cigar.

       During the ordeal, Rose's          Ditto for Monica's
       dress gets ruined.

       Jack Teaches Rose to Spit          Let's NOT go there

       Rose gets to keep her jewelry      Monica forced to return gifts

       Behind the scenes:                         Behind the scenes:
       Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly        Bill Clinton's approval
       popular                                          rating is at 70%


       Jack meets an icy death            Bill goes home to Hillary