This should make you smile 

On a train from London to Manchester, an American was berating the
Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment. "You English
are too stuffy."

You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lips
mean You're above the rest of us. Look at me... I'm just me, I have
Italian blood, French blood, a little Indian blood, and some Swedish
blood. What do you say to that?"

"Very sporting of your mother," the Englishman replied.